This Wagon is Broken

Earlier this week I had it in my mind that my post today would be all about the negatives.  Me falling off the 'wagon'.  How I ate a little crap here and a little crap there and how that can very quickly turn in to a slippery slide back to Chunky Town.  The post would be filled with my wit and charm and you would fall in love with me all over again.

Then I decided that the ol' wagon can suck it!  I will not dwell on the negatives.  Even though most of you can relate to me eating chips and queso or sonic cheesesticks, I don't want that to be our common ground.  I don't want you to be all, "I LOVE this girl because she lets her inner fat girl win sometimes!!"

Nope, not TODAY.  Today I want you to be all, "This girl has busted her ass over the past year and even though she's still far from perfect, she said she would make the ultimate change and George Dammit, she did!! AND I WILL TOO!!!!"

TODAY, I am working out 3 times a week.
TODAY, I will make better food choices.
TODAY, there is no food that tastes as good as being skinny feels except sour cream enchiladas and sonic cheesesticks.

Yesterday is gone.  There's nothing you can do to change it.  Stop waiting for 'tomorrow' to make the change.

TODAY IS THE NEW TOMORROW!! 

You are worth it.  Go put on your big girl panties and make the change you want in your life.  Excuses will get you nowhere.....but to the fridge.  (This message is really to me.  I have to suck it up.  Quit bytching and make shyt happen!)

What girl has lost over 72 pounds in the past year?
What girl has lost over 24 inches in the past 9 months?
What girl can wear a size 8 in jeans and even have a little room in the waist? (a year ago she was in a size 18)
What girl can wear a size medium shirt?  (a year ago she was in an XL or XXL)
What girl now owns a pair of size 6 mis-sized pants that actually fit?
What girl is 13.4 pounds away from her goal weight of 150?
What girl is going to stop focusing on the negatives and start celebrating the road that she paved for herself?
What girl now has something called 'collar bones'?
What girl has said her final goodbyes to her former fat self....

What girl creepily stood over her daughter in her bathtub to take a picture for today's post?

THIS GIRL!!!  

And I am DAMN proud of how far I've come this past year.  

You can call me conceited.  You can call me a dreamer.  You can call me awesome and you can call me Fluffy.

But you canNOT call me fat.  *does four snaps in a Z formation*


**crowd cheers...starts doing the wave...and wipes the tears from their eyes**

And just like that, there was world peace.

The End.