I’ve taken a couple of major breaks from running through the years. The first break was for approximately 32 years and the second one was for three months. If you’re not picking up what I’m putting down, I just told you that in my 32 years of living, I’ve been a runner for a few short months. Now, don’t get me wrong, we had to run a mile here and there in high school athletics, but I was always keeping up the rear with Sh’Queefa (name changed to protect the innocent). We would both be dry heaving and sweating our nuts off after rounding the first corner of the track. Once we made our first lap around the track, we’d been lapped by all the super fancy cross country runners (aka showoffs). The rest of the class had to wait for us to finish our mile before they could go in. Coach would shout from the sidelines “Fluffy, that might be easier to do if you would put down that chimichanga!”
I want to be a runner again.
I sat out my clothes last night and fully intended to get up at 6am today to start Couch to 5k again. Mr. Fluff and I joked about how this would NEVER happen. I am not a morning person….at all.
As we all suspected, the past repeated itself…and I stayed in bed until Fluffette woke up at 8:15am. SON OF A BYTCH! There are so many things for me to blame it on but the truth is that I AM IN CONTROL OF MY OWN WEIGHTLOSS. I have to own up to my suckiness and get my lazy ass out of bed. I WILL get out of bed and workout and shower before Fluffette wakes up……someday. *dramatic deep sigh*
Wednesday’s post will include my new weight, measurements and pics in the goal outfit. I’m hoping that I’ll also be able to say “I’ve woken up and worked out before 8am twice this week!!” Stay tuned!
In random news, my new blog design is up!! Hubby Jack from Hubby Jack’s Blog Attack , designed it for me and I absolutely love it! I found Hubby Jack through his wife, Holly at Where we can live likeJack and Sally. I found Holly through Mama Laughlin . And I found Mama Laughlin through a friend and Pinterest.
Hubby Jack is by far my most favorite male blogger
because he’s the only male blogger I know.
He’s super funny and refers to himself as HJ which makes me giggle every time. If you don’t know what HJ
means, please check out the Urban Dictionary.
Actually, scratch that. If you
don’t know what an HJ is you are clearly super innocent and would certainly be
scarred for life by what you would see there.
(if you’re an immature pervert, you could spend hours and hours on
there. It’s high-larious) Furthermore, you are prolly way too innocent
to be reading this blog…but I’m glad you’re here!
Please take a moment to check out the new blog design! Fluffy in Frisco. On the right hand side, you can now follow me on Pinterest, check up on my progress pics and easily access the recipes I’ve shared. You can now also refer to The Dic if you ever have a question about what a word means that I use! I hope to have all of these sections updated by the end of this week.
Another feature that I’m super excited about is the ability to Pin a post. This feature is sure to skyrocket my blog into superstar status. Only then can they begin filming the “based on a true story” lifetime movie about all things Fluffy. If you decide to ever Pin one of my posts, all I ask is that you write the following as the description:
“Fluffy has changed my life. Not only is she full of wit and charm, but she’s also super pretty and super skinny. And did I say super skinny
in a fluffy
sort of way?”
In further random news, I’m half way to 100 followers!! I’ve lined up two…count ‘em TWO giveaways for when I reach 100 site followers!!! If you haven’t yet, get your act together and join my site….just kidding…..but not really.